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Introduction:

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We all know that breakups can be difficult, but not anymore! Now you can use the "Scorched Earth" breakup guide for effective breaking-up, right now, for free!

All the best - and remember Love is War and that "Hope is the Beginning of Despair"

Brody Berg

The Audience for the Scorched Earth Breakup Guide:

This is for the person who was in a short or long-term (unmarried) relationship (no children) and is looking for ways to optimize a breakup. It should not be used to avoid or break the law.

Tenets of the Scorched Earth Breakup Guide:

• There are 6 billion other people that are worth infinitely more of your time than your ex
• The distinction between who did the relationship ending is irrelevant, the instant certain words are spoken the relationship is over and there is no going back - meaning that both people are equally committed to finishing things off.
• Also:
  • An ex that wants to remain friends is only doing so until he/she can glee from perceiving that you have properly owned up to his/her belief that you wronged him/her - or to get laid
  • Or any girl/guy who wants to remain friends is only doing so to continue to waste your time through mutual co-dependance - or to get laid